LESSON LEARNT

IT IS 4.00 A.M AND IM STILL SITTING & FACING MY PC.

i am so fucked right now.

why didnt i listen to my aunt. i should have. well, there is no point to cry over a spilt milk. there are cases when we accidentally left our car keys inside and if we carry along our own spare set of car keys then i guess there are no problemo but most of the time we dont carry our spare keys cos no one does. LOL.

this is what actually happpened.

i came over to my relatives' house for a bbq/birthday party. so, we kinda had fun, i got tired, went back to my other aunt place (i had to stay there alone cos no one is taking care of her house as she is in oman) and i think you know how the rest went. long story short, i was supposed to sleep over at their house and they decided to fetch me but noooooo..i was toooo stubborn to drive on my own. so when i did, i finally came to their house and was remotely stupid the fact that i got out from the car and slammed the door REALLY HARD and the door automatically locked itself and ALL MY PERSONAL THINGS ARE INSIDE THAT STUPID CAR. it was around 12.30 a.m. sharp! not to mention the lights and the radio were ON. i freaked out and panicked. i mean who wouldnt right?

so, my relative and i put our hardest effort to unlock the door with PARANG, SESIKU, PISAU, and SCREW DRIVER. to our dismay, nothing fucking works and yes i did call my family but instead of getting help from them i got scolded.

congratufuckinglations darrell

so i had no choice but to spend exactly 3 excruciating hours to unlock it but IT WONT BUDGE.

you know, when you come to a point where you really cannot do anything to resolve a major problem you may result to do things you cant possibly imagine. trust me, i did that.

i called the friggin police!!! YES THE POLICE!!!

some serious pile of bollocks ey?

below here are the rough conversations between me and the helpful policeman

police : hello !@#$%^?

D : hello ini polis miri ka?

police : ya, ada apa yang saya boleh bantu?

D : saya mahu minta tolong......(i told him what happened)..

police : oh? jadi kamu mahu kami tolong kamu untuk buka pintu la?

D : ya, bolehkah? (i was thinking 'seriously man, could he really do that?")

police : maaf ya, kami ini polis dan kami tidak buat kerja sebegitu. encik, patut minta

tolong daripada kawan-kawan encik!

conversation ends.........

some 1 MALAYSIA SPIRIT HUH?

so we kinda let the engine running and wait until the next day.

how stupid is that?

you tell me.

lesson learnt : never ever drive ANY PROTON!!

SOI!

JUST CAN'T SAY GOODBYE YET

HAPPY EID-UL FITRI TO ALL OF MY MUSLIM FRIENDS!

ahh. it has been a while since i jotted down all my personal complaints and the good times! regardless, i had a blast during raya and i am looking forward for a better one next year. did a lot of catching up with some old friends and kinda made some new frenemies. HAHA. as far as im concern raya is about forgiving someone who has wronged us in the past right? ironically, after some horrible things happened in the past 2 years, some of them can be remotely "JAHIL" at times.

SOME PEOPLE.

why do good things always come to end?

i hope everyone is having a-raya-blast like i did.

TUCHE.

MOTHER F.

sigh.

i know it will come to this but i just have to forgive and forget because we all make mistakes.

mistakes usually start with the best of intentions like keeping a secret to protect someone or getting the distance from a person you've become. sometimes we don't even know what mistakes we've made to get us where we are or we figure it out just in time to make it right again but every mistake happens for a reason to teach you a lesson when you'd otherwise never learn and hopefully we never make that mistake again.

confused much? cos i am.

embrace whatever you have otherwise you would regret and you know there is no point crying over a spilt milk.

SHOUT OUT!!

YO! thanks a heap for wishing me a happy birthday and i really appreciate em right to the core.


Firstly, Ruth, credits to u for mengorbankan masa anda dalam meng-edit-kan blog saya. haha. AND my hot mummy whom i just met 3 years ago in Curtin uni. (not biological one). thanks to you, u've made my day even brighter and more cooler. seriously! next, TERIMA KASIH to all my course mates for a blast surprise birthday at Noni's restaurant even though i had to pay every single thing (i don't mind actually) and got smashed with balloons with air kopi in em. i know how bad it tastes and sucks BIG TIME but hey the thoughts that actually count right? also the cool presents from my brother Darren and some other peers. CHEERS TO THAT. i did not really expect birthday cake but still Darren managed to buy a special one or in my case special-3-ones. haha. last but not least GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND WISH U ALL THE BEST OF LUCK IN EVERYTHING YOU DO even if it means getting into trouble just for the sake of fun times!


*TUCHE*

DEDICATION

fuuh. before i am literally away from my laptop and officially sign off from my blog, i would like to take this opportunity to congratulate my dear sis, Constance Stanley Guang as she had successfully graduated 2nd class upper from Malaya University. the very 1st engineer in the family. tuche sis. am really proud of you......AND envy you at the same time. well who could have thought my one and only sis had literally flew all over the amazing places that i have yet to visit (if my two bosses let me) and still obtain a degree in environmental engineering. DARN i bet u have gone through a lot. so here's a toast to you sis - get rid of the bad and on with the new, may 2009 be one hell of a roller coaster ride for you. amen to that yo

HIATUS

so yeah. currently in hiatus bcos blogging bores me right down to the core. and credits to my dear aunt hazel lenna james for her kindness n efforts in decorating my blog even though it is so not into my likings n choice of colors. HAHA.

OH SWELL..

uh huh. never have i imagined that i would ever admitted to a world known scariest place on earth a.k.a the hospital. yeah. i got admitted last night ( or maybe early in the morning in my case) due to food poisoning. lucky me yo! haha. twas like my dream came true after all those yeaaars! haha. the nurses were quite friendly when i first got there and by friendly i mean very courteous.

nurse #1 :ehh. malang da jak nasib kita tok you. malam2 cam tok dah ada patient *sigh*

nurse #2 :aok eehhh. (irritated tone)

when i heard they said that, oh boy was i pissed off and was about to combust and felt like saying fuck you very much for the hospitality but i was too weak to do so (but still i dont do violence anymore. LOL!!) maaan i miss home so much.

other than that, i was ecstatic and happy as my two aunts (the james) came down to kuching just to visit me. haha. no lah. it was just A COINCIDENCE if u ask me. HAHA. and also my coursemates who are very kind-hearted to visit me eventhough they had to go through all those trouble by renting a busted junk. GOD BLESS THEMMM. *sob sob*

ahh, this is where i crashed in. yeap. felt like a live corpse. haahaa.

argh. the headache and boredom.

a goodnight's sleep shall help a lot so i can enjoy the rest of the day tomorrow!

CAN IT GET ANYMORE WORSE?

life nowadays is a bitch.

maan, seriously. my campus are filled with assholes and fucked up losers. seriously people, why in fucking tarnation would they do that? no offense but we malaysians can be really hypocryte SOMETIMES. what am i yapping about? well u see, some people really know how to be a pain in the arse. they think they are all that and stuff but as a matter fact they are not. seriously yo, they need a life. a REAL one. to brag about something u DON'T and CAN NEVER HAVE is waaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong and stupid. really stupid. another thing, malaysians nowadays really have the urge to do the 'stop and stare' thing. i know bcos i was the victim. and no i didnt resort to violence or anything because i am civillized u see. its because i really learn my lesson and no i wont be afraid to admit it. all i did was just shrugged and flashed my friendly finger. well the next thing they did was..who cares anyway. for all i know i showed em the true civillized courtesy. hah! some shenanigans!!

i kid u not.

there are still alot unimaginable things happened recently but i guess i hafta end it here cos i have two pending assignments that are waiting to be done. oh swell. it hasnt been a week since i started my new sem and my assignments are piling up like a pile of bollocks.

aaah. the world and its tremendous wonders. I hope God has something in store for me to be able to keep my sanity and put up with minor bullshit like this every single fucking day.

amen to that

MODE : NERD

hmmmm. just got back to the reality. whoa. i didnt realise it will hit me rock bottom haaarrdd. maaan im not ready to say goodbye to my family yet. plus i havent even met my sister who is now in nz. i miss my big old dad and my darling mum very dearly. DAMN IT GOT ME SO BAAADDD. now im back to the reality i guess i pretty much have to put the nerd mode back on. some horse shit huh? u tell me about it. i really miss my dad's silly jokes, my mum's stupendous behaviour (she really does have 1), my boisterous siblings who regularly irritate me but really do crack me up through out those days and not to forget my funny dogs. HAHA. everytime i come home, they really know how to surprise me with their bumps. yes their PREGNANCIES. not to mention i have more than 5 bitches at home. seriously. ahh. im jetlagged, tired both emotionally and physically.

PRAISE THE LORD!

until then everyone.

tuche

WHY DO ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END?

pheww. got back from a decent getaway in vietnam and damn was that fun right down to the core. haha. i really enjoyed those moments and i hope this will happen in the next comin years. lol

behold the ho chi minh

park royal-kl

pretty hectic day

vietnamese babes- RAWR

a fine river cruise dinner

another fine dinner by the sea

mud bath

group mud bath

oh hallelujah!

mum on the statue of Jesus

haha

a 1000 steps to heaven

suite in the rex hotel

(my two aunts) the james *wink*

picture taken with some drunken dude



and the END.

AHHH. THOSE were the DAAAYSS.

HIATUS

yosh. am currently in a hiatus mode as im in vietnam. and yes im having a fucking blast!

LIFE IS GOOD

shoot! this shit is soo way over the top!! fuck Apple iPhone. fuck Xperia. damn this LG. they really outdone themselves. Prada has taken the minimalistic approach to the phone's design. on the front, the Prada logo sits proudly on top the screen, while a slim silver bar beneath it punctuates the otherwise sleek piano black casing. on first glance, yes, it does look a little like an Apple iPhone but slide out the bottom half of the phone to the side and out comes a full sleek keyboard! and there's this Prada watch called Prada link. why Prada link? well, it actually has a bluetooth receiver for the phone. everytime someone calls, it will not only appear on the screen of the phone, it also appears on the watch screen. how cool is that? if one wants to reject/answer the phone call, he or she can simply push a small button on the watch. some sicko shit huh? better yet, one can read incoming text thru Prada link itself. and the last time i checked, it costs RM2700!!!!!! all i hafta do is cross my fingers and hope that i can get one. HAAHAAH

p/s: dear GOD, from now on i'll study hard and will often go to church!! AMEN.

BURPDAAAY

the big old man just turned 50 this year and as he said, "life begins at 50." i have to admit he's right. AHAH. we had his birthday at Kok Chee's and was he embarrassed with the birthday song played and all the attention just for him for that night. i've gotta say he's not the kind of man that prefers the limelight. having his birthday with our close-knit family really made me realized that these people are very important to me(of course i know that ever since i was born) but that night was entirely different. all i'm saying is that i am very happy and ecstatic because we had a small family dinner without strangers/not-related-to-us people around us. that's all i'm saying. too bad my sis was not there because she was in kl and still packing to go to new zealand. GOOD LUCK SIS. we'll miss you.

dad

karen and i

after that, we hit the after party at alfresco and then balcony. man the hangover was excruciating and eventually it wore off after two days kicking 3 shots of tequilasss. haha.

nts:1 shot is more than enough

p/s: sorry hazel no pics of us together. will upload em soon in fb yeap? and soooooorrry for the melodramatic scenes the other night. tuche. =))

T.A.G.G.E.D

I just finished my last and quite a "killer" paper-Basic English Language 260 (BEL260)

and i got TAGGED! wtf?

This tagged need you to write on a piece of paper to show how your handwriting look likes and fit your own personality.

Here are the rules of the tag:

1. Write down who tagged you.

2. Answer these:

- your name / user name / pseudo

- right-handed or left-handed?

- your favorite letters to write?

- your least favorite letters to write?

- Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

3. Tag 5 person.

AND THE ANSWERS AREEEE.....

RUTH JUNE RENE AK...

DARRELL STANLEY NORMAN GUANG @ WATT GUANG (phewww)

right!

a,a,a and a

all those alphabets (excluding A)

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. (copy paste je its the same anyway)

i wanna tag..NO ONE! its a hassle and tiring to write long n weird names.
(mesti korang tgh menyumpah nak?) HAHA

SIGN, LIVE & INTIMATE

Two ravens in the old oak tree and one for you and one for me
Bluebells in the late December, I see signs now all the time
The last time we slept together, there was something that was not there
You never wanted to alarm me but I’m the one that’s drowning now

I could sleep forever these days because in my dreams I see you again
But this time fleshed out fuller face in your confirmation dress
It was so like you to visit me to let me know you were okay
It was so like you to visit me, always worrying about someone else

At your funeral I was so upset, so upset,
in your life you were larger than this
statue statuesque

I see signs now all the time that you're not dead you're sleeping
I believe in anything that brings you back home to me

SLURRPEEE!

im so hungryy and i am looking forward to STUCK THIS MEE KOLOK ( BABI VERSION ) into my throat. UMMM. I LIKE!!! TOO BAD SOME OF YOU CANT EAT THIS. (you know who im talking about). it is such a shame you people cant taste these sweet smelling red meat.

oh maaan. now theyve got me drooooooling.

nts: you should try this sometime or you might regret it. Xp

enjoy craving

LESSON LEARN

talk about responsibility, i pretty much hate it. after what ive done, i guess i have to pay the price. what am i yapping about? well. i woke up quite early in the 'afternoon' (and was i a lil cranky) cos i have to tag along. my bro and i supposed to find a workshop after what i literally did to the car. haha. the hassle and anxiety was unbearable since almost all of the workshop didnt have the custom-made bumper in kuching.

SOME FUCKIN BOLLOCKS~

so, we cruised up & down & went all around kuching (1 whole city actually hahaha) and we managed to find one! woohoo!

so next we are about to get the damages fixed. what another hectic day! now its time to get some shut eyes.

p/s:have a nice day peeps cos i know mine will be (thats tomorrow actually)

A DECENT DAY OUT

were fooling around with some random car

a lil bit of shi sha-ing (thats what they said)


yeah. i know. we're doing exactly what the young adolescents do nowadays. CAMWHORING

another one with expressions (the purple shirt dude was being all hyper(..i d k why)

thats just about it. too many pictures not good you know.

tuche.

JOYFUL JOYFUL LORD!

alas, im a free man! no stress!!!!!!!

tats all.

LOL.

RANTS.

ARRRRRGGHHH! THE PRESSURE.

10 more hours to go darrell. chillll. *inhaling and exhaling* okaay. the stupid final exams that im supposed to take. what else. this is some bullcrap. fuckin lameshit. whatever man. i mean why cant these people just make our lives easy? no exams then no pressure.havin exams around this world could result in pressure and with that PEOPLE like us adolescents could die at such young age. then worst comes to worse, humankind will extinct. i know. ive got points.

REALISTIC AND COMMONSENSE POINTS.

i think i should put on hold on my current course and take part in politics. who knows i can change this dying world into a better place. HAHA. cyeaah right. i just dont get about exams. whether one passes or fails, its still the same. those who flunk still can move on to a higher education same goes to the straight As bimbos but better education backgrounds. BUT STILL these people survive! all in all, down with the papers. save the trees. and the decreasing of humankind species will never be an issue. HAHA. stupid shiyatt. as if there's an issue about that.

move along, the government should ban all those UPSR, PMR and SPM exams. why? a very good question. WE CIVILIZED HUMANS DONT NEED THOSE. maybe one of us did ace very well but is that gonna change anything? noooooo, im afraid not. u may come out in the first page news but on the next day..WHO FREAKIN CARES ABOUT U ANYMORE! (im not saying that just because i didnt get straight As, its just a clarification) what the heck am i talking about? DUDE! beats me. its just my thoughts that keep on urging me to spill this crap. *sigh* i think i need a chill pill. i can go stir crazy like this. anyway, lets keep movin on.

i always hated it when people come around u and brag about their success in their academics regardless in what level of education. its just stupid ya knw? well, lets take one example. one early morning my brother from another mother rang me up and told about our results. (this hapened last year around december) so i checked mine and i was a bit down at first but i managed to overcome the stupidity of thinking that result of mine would scar me for the rest of my life but fortunately it didnt. but the thing that really got me so pissed off was because this fat bitch hola me and said...

her: hi d!

me: hey..

her: whats up with the sad tone?

me: nothing. just upset with my result.

her: what did you get?

me: i got......

her: thats good!

(i looked at my phone with the look)

me: thanks. okay, im not in the mood to talk. see u next semester.

her: okay. ive got.....(its obviously higher and better than mine)

(pukitai this girl, i didnt even ask her and she went out and bragged about it)

me: ohh. congrats!

her: thanks. okay, gtg. i wanna call the others!

she was really that enthuastic. trust me. u should have listened to her in the phone. i can tell she was jumping hi and lo with her hard breathing. at first i thought she was horny or something.

ROTFLMFAO.

pffft. i guess i just have to work my ass off in my studies huh? who knows i could beat her and brag about it. wait! on second thought, i might as well call her parents about my so called excellent results and brag it to them. how about it? coolio. HAHA.

enuf ranting and lets start studying shall we?

"SHEEYAT"

fuckity fuck.

o yes. i can no longer handle the stress and pressure. my finals are almost over but the remaining papers are killing me. i just can't imagine my last paper is English! YO! some horse shit huh? all these pressure made me lit a smoke in my class. oh what the hell. like i care about them rules. all that matter is the tobacco flowing into my soon-to-be-damaged lungs. o yeah.

thats all for now.

ADIOS AMIGAS & GOS.

MISERY.

WTF?

i was in an awesome shock when i saw this aftermath (and still am).

well, it is all my fault to begin with. it happened on the 17/04/09 night after a mass service. (i do go to church u see and it is not always about the late night w lotsa boom boom pow beats.) anyway, my friends and i decided to go to "homecook" cos it is known for its sweet smelling red PORK! too much details? well why should i care? this is a free country after all. haha.

before that, we drove up and down searching for the place and to my dismay i didnt see those big bumps along the police station and

*KAPPOOOW*

well ,there goes the $$$.

.wtf.

FINAL EXAM WOE!

haha. so the picture says it all. YES. i am having my "beating the college blues" sickness. so thats
it. HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR MY FINALS.
AMEN.

THANK GOD IT'S SATURDAY

before i start blabbering, i just wanna say i DIG this hot chick. it is just a thought because she is every guy's girl dream-with the naughty super-rich super-bitch B.W. she plays in G.G. aaaaaah.
(okay. the cats are out of the bags. i admit. i watch gossip girl just because of leighton meester plays on the show)

she has always been and always will be in my heart.

alright.

its 12.13am and i don't have any plans for the weekends( as usual) HAHA.
my brother and his friends/gf are at some night club and i am stuck here thinking about my upcoming final exams.
i am not READY. darn it. i hafta study, study and STUDY! im a self-proclaimed "dork" who would rather be home reading/studying than stay out all night partying. ( i doubt that) i am really very boring.

GOSSSH. i need to live my life. no wonder im a loner and still single. HAHA. i just want to experience a lot and dont want to have to be tied down. if somebody can join me on that (i hope that somebody is a chick), then thats great. however, i want to do so many things-and maybe someday a lot of it will be impossible, but right now i dont see the impossible.

oh ya, mind you, it made me realize that one cant judge anyone, for what they have done in their past, because PEOPLE CHANGE. ive noticed some people get very enthralled with people bashing. sometimes people cant help themselves. nevertheless, i find a way to back out and not talk about other people ( bcos no one is perfect). even when people are so judgemental about what you wear or your physical appearances, you just have to step away and be like, yo dude, im a normal, fine human being just like you.

haaaaah. am glad thats outta my chest.

happy hour everyone.

A TRIBUTE TO THE LOVED ONES

i received a message on my Friendster account the other day. it was one of those forwarded messages, the type i would usually scan briefly before hitting "delete". however this message, written in Malay, started with a simple question that caught my attention. a rough translation of it goes like this:

"have you ever watched your parents while they were asleep? your father's body, once big and strong but now, the big is withered and the strong is weaker. wisps of grey peek out from his hair, wrinkles now "scar" his forehead and face.

"this man works hard every day and would sacrifice anything to make sure his family is provided for and his children get the best education possible.

"or how about your darling mother, whose soft hands once cuddled and held you close when you were a baby? now, those hands are dry and rough, bearing evidence of the challenges she faced just for us.

"this woman take care of our daily needs, constantly nagging and scolding us because of her love for us. sadly, we often miscontrue her love as a control and unfairness."

i have never thought of watching my parents while they were sleeping. oh yes, ive watched my cousins sleep when they were babies, all round and cuddly and sweet smelling. but watching my parents is just not right! in fact, it should be the other way round.

but after some time of sitting down, puffing a smoke and reading this forwarded message, i realised that there was indeed much truth in it. in fact, my parents do not have to be asleep for me to realise that they have aged. just by looking at my mother walks tells me that her legs are not as strong as they were before. or hearing her asking me for help with her flowerpots in the garden, the one she used to be able to push and drag around the garden without my help. or watching my dad lift several bag of groceries. i can easily carry those bags now. i am young and evidently it is as easy as ABC to do so. however to him, they are not only heavy, they are struggle as well.

what do all these observations tell me? why should it be crucial to the people especially growing adults? well, for a fact, my parents have aged. yes, they are ageing just as i am ageing. but as i age towards my best of years and become stronger, they in turn are becoming weaker. they were once the caregivers and i the receiver. in time, i know my role as an adolescent will reverse. like it or not, want it or not, this is LIFE.

i suppose i have always subconsciously thought that my parents would always be with me, never growing old. it made me pause and reminisce that my parents are not immortal. they, too, will one day leave the world and then me. until then, i will cherish our time together.

a tribute to everyone who is important to me, close to heart. the loves of my life, la familia.

A RANDOM POST.

weellllll.

its been ages since i sat on a comfy seat with a decent notebook in front of me. in other words, maaaan! i really know how to keep myself busy these few hectic days. pretty monotonous life ive got here. pretty cool huh? it seems like my blog is fading away. and its just a matter of time. HAHA.

THANKS TO MY THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE LIL BROTHER WHO NEVER STOPS IN REMINDING ME TO UPDATE MY BLOG. pfft.

speaking of time, 3 lab reports are due on the same day. not to mention, exam weeks are just around the corner. and the best part, call me a no brainer but i am so lazy these few days. i haven't even touch a book not even a piece of paper. (a bit of exaggeration won't hurt) but still i don't like what im doing right now. exams are just two weeks from now and here i am still blabbering about such nonsense craps. well. until here readers i bid goodbye.

i cant say (or write, in my case) anymore but to put on hold for a while and focus on my top priorities-study and study.

p/s:may i remind u that im in a hiatus mode.

(in case,some people dont understand)

HIATUS MODE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

i kinda suck in updating since i have a lot of important things to deal. i've not been updating very much and i'm sure everyone who used to read my blog does not even bother to check anymore, but hey, better late than never, right? RIGHT. i miss home. haha. man, i need to relax. in one week time, i'll be leaving to kl! yeahhhhhh!!! it's time to shake these stress away.
SO GOOD DAY EVERYONE
*POOF*