Wednesday, November 25, 2009

LESSON LEARNT

IT IS 4.00 A.M AND IM STILL SITTING & FACING MY PC.
i am so fucked right now.
why didnt i listen to my aunt. i should have. well, there is no point to cry over a spilt milk. there are cases when we accidentally left our car keys inside and if we carry along our own spare set of car keys then i guess there are no problemo but most of the time we dont carry our spare keys cos no one does. LOL.
this is what actually happpened.
i came over to my relatives' house for a bbq/birthday party. so, we kinda had fun, i got tired, went back to my other aunt place (i had to stay there alone cos no one is taking care of her house as she is in oman) and i think you know how the rest went. long story short, i was supposed to sleep over at their house and they decided to fetch me but noooooo..i was toooo stubborn to drive on my own. so when i did, i finally came to their house and was remotely stupid the fact that i got out from the car and slammed the door REALLY HARD and the door automatically locked itself and ALL MY PERSONAL THINGS ARE INSIDE THAT STUPID CAR. it was around 12.30 a.m. sharp! not to mention the lights and the radio were ON. i freaked out and panicked. i mean who wouldnt right?
so, my relative and i put our hardest effort to unlock the door with PARANG, SESIKU, PISAU, and SCREW DRIVER. to our dismay, nothing fucking works and yes i did call my family but instead of getting help from them i got scolded.
congratufuckinglations darrell
so i had no choice but to spend exactly 3 excruciating hours to unlock it but IT WONT BUDGE.
you know, when you come to a point where you really cannot do anything to resolve a major problem you may result to do things you cant possibly imagine. trust me, i did that.
i called the friggin police!!! YES THE POLICE!!!
some serious pile of bollocks ey?
below here are the rough conversations between me and the helpful policeman

police : hello !@#$%^?

D : hello ini polis miri ka?

police : ya, ada apa yang saya boleh bantu?

D : saya mahu minta tolong......(i told him what happened)..

police : oh? jadi kamu mahu kami tolong kamu untuk buka pintu la?

D : ya, bolehkah? (i was thinking 'seriously man, could he really do that?")

police : maaf ya, kami ini polis dan kami tidak buat kerja sebegitu. encik, patut minta
tolong daripada kawan-kawan encik!

conversation ends.........
some 1 MALAYSIA SPIRIT HUH?
so we kinda let the engine running and wait until the next day.
how stupid is that?
you tell me.
lesson learnt : never ever drive ANY PROTON!!

SOI!